Kids will never stop surprising us. This week's edition is brought to you by Little Ro and one of the moments I will cherish forever.

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Let me start out with just a little pretext.

In an effort to keep the shower cleaner for longer, because cleaning the shower is a witch with a b, we keep a squeegee in there.  Specifically, this squeegee.

For those of you who may not know, if you squeegee the water off the walls after you’re done, mold is less likely to grow.  Read more in my Five Essential Chores to Keeping a Clean House.

Now for our real story.

I finished up in the shower the other day and went to squeegee the walls.  The squeegee…something was wrong.  The rubber blade had been torn apart.  It looked like the edge of a piece of cheese that a mouse had eaten.  Lis had been in the shower immediately prior to me.  I was scared.

The missing pieces were nowhere to be found.  Not on the floor of the shower, not on the floor of the bathroom, not in the garbage can.  Knowing where those pieces went was no longer a priority because I didn’t want to know.

I wrote off the whole situation.

Fast forward.

My husband comes out of the shower and asks me, “What happened to the squeegee?”

I chuckled a little and said, “I don’t know.  Lis was in there before me.”

Now mind you, Lis was in another room down the hall.

Clay yells out, “Lis!  What happened to the squeegee?”

Brace yourselves for her answer…

Very calmly, she responded, “I may have gotten a little hungry.”

What the hell?!

Neither Clay nor I said anything.  What do you say to that?!  I have no idea if she was serious or not.  Honestly, I don’t want to know.

I think I’m content with never knowing.  At least that’s what I’m telling myself.

The rubber blade of this squeegee has been destroyed.We will never know the whole truth.

Please tell me I’m not the only one going through this?  Please tell me your kids have done something similar!

  • I just can’t get over the fact that there are people who squeegee their shower on a regualr basis! I doubt your daughter will grow up to be one of them though. Haha

  • Oh no! At least she was honest! 😂 I really need to squeegee every day. Cleaning the shower is one of my least favorite chores!

    • Mrs. Pigeon

      Squeegeeing means that I only have to deep clean the shower once a month. Totally worth it in my book!

  • Lol! That is exactly what I needed on this Monday! Too funny!

    • Mrs. Pigeon

      I’m glad I could improve your Monday. 🙂

  • My son once bit the decorative studs off my throw cushion. Kids are so weird! Haha

    • Mrs. Pigeon

      I’d say that’s pretty comparable. Thank you! I need comparable. Lol!

  • Kids are too much!! Next time maybe she needs to bring in some food in case she gets hungry while showering!

  • Candy Kage

    Good come back with stopping anymore questions from being asked. We keep a squeezge in our shower as well.

  • Kate

    My kids have done some crazy stuff, but nothing with the shower squeegee before! Did you ever determine what actually happened?

    • Nope. I’m just letting it go!

  • Michelle Olthuis Moehle

    OMG that is hilarious- I don’t think I’d want to know either

  • Kelly Garner-Hirtz

    Uh, Lochlan ate the buttons on my van remote. Irrepairable. We are down to one remote. That child tried to eat everything up until recently.

    • Oh my God Kelly! That is soo funny! This made me feel better. And literally laugh for like a minute straight.

  • Eryka Spera

    Omg way too funny! Did you ever find out